Thursday, July 25, 2013
Tutorial
How to keep a baby busy so you can take a nap:
Step 1: attempt to read baby am educational book full of exotic animals and beautiful artistic illustrations. (Note: this step is optional).
Step 2 abort when baby throws book on floor for the 16th time.
Step 3: shut eyes for several seconds (note: time elapsed was not scientifically calculated and may be inaccurate)
Step 4: open eyes to find baby shredding what appears to be a harmless recycled napkin. Baby has a look of glee and happiness.
Step 5: shut eyes for brief moment (again, no outside source can confirm amount of time elapsed)
Step 6: open eyes again to discover baby has located a sticky tape variety of lint roller and is happily sticking and unsticking the shredded bits of napkin over and over again.
Step 7: consider taking video as eyes drift shut again and settle for a picture of the aftermath.
Step 1: attempt to read baby am educational book full of exotic animals and beautiful artistic illustrations. (Note: this step is optional).
Step 2 abort when baby throws book on floor for the 16th time.
Step 3: shut eyes for several seconds (note: time elapsed was not scientifically calculated and may be inaccurate)
Step 4: open eyes to find baby shredding what appears to be a harmless recycled napkin. Baby has a look of glee and happiness.
Step 5: shut eyes for brief moment (again, no outside source can confirm amount of time elapsed)
Step 6: open eyes again to discover baby has located a sticky tape variety of lint roller and is happily sticking and unsticking the shredded bits of napkin over and over again.
Step 7: consider taking video as eyes drift shut again and settle for a picture of the aftermath.
What does a chicken nugget say?
According to Gemma: quack!
She's been carrying around this guy or gal for the last few days and quacking. Or maybe she's clucking?
She's been carrying around this guy or gal for the last few days and quacking. Or maybe she's clucking?
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