Step 1: attempt to read baby am educational book full of exotic animals and beautiful artistic illustrations. (Note: this step is optional).
Step 2 abort when baby throws book on floor for the 16th time.
Step 3: shut eyes for several seconds (note: time elapsed was not scientifically calculated and may be inaccurate)
Step 4: open eyes to find baby shredding what appears to be a harmless recycled napkin. Baby has a look of glee and happiness.
Step 5: shut eyes for brief moment (again, no outside source can confirm amount of time elapsed)
Step 6: open eyes again to discover baby has located a sticky tape variety of lint roller and is happily sticking and unsticking the shredded bits of napkin over and over again.
Step 7: consider taking video as eyes drift shut again and settle for a picture of the aftermath.
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