Amelia for President

I'd like to take this opportunity to ask you to vote for Amelia for president. She clearly has a lot to offer including a desire to improve our society starting with your bad driving habits. That's right, as president, she will work to make sure everyone stops behind the stop sign.

"If I were president I would make sure people stop behind the stop sign."

Note: As president she will be able to spot the rule breakers with her superhuman eyes with giant EYELASHES.