Conversations

William: Amelia, you are four. That means you are...(counting on his fingers)....a D!

Amelia: what?

William: let's see...Gemma is 1, so her letter is A!

William: I am 7 now, which makes me a G!

William: mom! How old are you?

Mama: I am 34 (for a few more weeks).

William: hmmm... Uh oh! (Crestfallen look on his face).

Mama: what is wrong William?

William: you are too old for the alphabet mom.

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William: mom? When you were growing up, did they have bowling?

Mama: yes, they did.

William: was it different?

Mama: no, it is a lot the same.

William: did you have to play in the dark?

Mama: what? No? Why?

William: did they have lights?

Mama: yes. Yes there were lights and electricity when I was growing up.

William: what about black and flashing dance lights? Did they have those?

Mama: yes, we had those. Not at the bowling alley though.

William: oh. Huh.

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