Amelia's how to story part 1

Amelia's class is learning how to write how-to type writing. Each student had to write an instructional piece and turn in.

Amelia chose to write her assignment on the following topic:

How to dance the disco.


This has given John and I all kinds of entertainment.

My favorite moment perhaps was:

Amelia: here is my school assignment daddy. I have to finish coloring it before tomorrow. I have to bring it back and turn it in.

John: ohhh... It looks colorful! (He reads it and starts to smile). Wow! Amelia! What an interesting idea!

Amelia: I kind of picked it because of you.

John: you did? Whaaaa?

Amelia: yes daddy! Because you taught me how to disco!

John: you....I....I did?

Amelia: yes! Thank you daddy! (Runs off to play)

John: (stunned expression) whaaa? I don't even..... I didn't teach her how to disco!

(Face pales, loses color)

Oh no. How many people at school do you think she told that I taught her disco?

Mama: (endless laughing)

My apologies. All the pages won't fit in one email, so there will be 3 posts with the rest of her writing.