Ugly sweater parties are a thing right now. Groups of people get together and try to out ugly each other with Christmas sweaters. Several stores currently carry an "ugly sweater kit"
So you can make yours to your own specified level of ugliness.
My work holiday party was this weekend and there was an ugly sweater theme. After being invited to a few such parties the last couple of years, I finally picked up a sequined, jingle bell adorned vest at the thrift store two years ago in July. It has a lot going on. There are presents, a snowman and perhaps a reindeer. There is hardly an inch to spare and it is quite special.
I donned my ugly sweater vest on Friday evening. When I came out of our room, Amelia couldn't stop admiring it. Of course, I couldn't help but have a little fun at her expense.
Amelia: oh mommy! It's so beautiful!
Mom: oh no! Amelia! That is terrible news!
Amelia: why?
Mom: Amelia! I am going to an UGLY sweater party! This is my ugliest sweater! I want to have the ugliest sweater there. Do you think I will win the ugliest sweater contest?
Amelia: (solemnly shakes her head) no. No, mommy. I don't think you will win because your sweater is beautiful.
Mom: oh Amelia! This is terrible news! I was sure this sweater was ugly! I am so disappointed.
Amelia: I'm sorry mommy, but your sweater is too beautiful!
(So far, I am having no success at getting her to tell me my best is ugly)
John comes in the room. He is wearing a knit sweater with 2 polar bears and a snowflake motiff. His sweater makes me smile, but it isn't ugly.
Mom: hey Amelia! Do you like daddy's sweater?
Amelia: oh! Daddy! Your sweater is beautiful too! I love it!
Mom: Amelia? Who do you think has the ugliest sweater between mommy and daddy?
(I'll get her yet to call my sweater ugly!)
Amelia: oh mommy. I could never call your sweaters ugly. They both are so beautiful. Neither of them is ugly. Not even a little bit.
Foiled. Foiled by a five year old. She is a smart cookie.
Ps. All that my outfit was missing were some Christmassy earrings. I swear I used to have a set of the Christmas trolls with red and green hair. I wonder what happened to them.
Pps. I didn't win the ugly sweater contest.
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Sunday, December 7, 2014
It's the most wonderful time of the year
I'm juggling. I'm always juggling this time of year. Who am I kidding? I'm always juggling. Right now, I am just juggling more than usual. I always am ambitious. I always have a long list of "important stuff" I want to accomplish. This time of year it just doubles and triples. It's hard to manage- what is really important?
Baking the cookies?
Making the memories of baking the cookies with the kids is a yes. Staying up way too late to finish the task and clean up so I don't start the week behind is a no. For some reason, it is always hard for me to see the hidden hours of work in projects like this.
Someday I'll get it figured out just right.
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Baking the cookies?
Making the memories of baking the cookies with the kids is a yes. Staying up way too late to finish the task and clean up so I don't start the week behind is a no. For some reason, it is always hard for me to see the hidden hours of work in projects like this.
Someday I'll get it figured out just right.
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William's timeline
William had a homework assignment this week to complete a timeline. He and I worked on it together several evenings this last week.
My absolute favorite part is event #9: he was in a wedding (or a weeding, if you will). This was important enough to put on the timeline, but the. William was worried people might be confused. So, then he needed to add onto it.
(Not me, my uncle)
You see, William didn't want anyone thinking HE got married.
My absolute favorite part is event #9: he was in a wedding (or a weeding, if you will). This was important enough to put on the timeline, but the. William was worried people might be confused. So, then he needed to add onto it.
(Not me, my uncle)
You see, William didn't want anyone thinking HE got married.
Nature, a poem
By Amelia
Nacher
Nacher is loud
Nacher is you
Nacher can be you forever
Nacher has trees
Nacher isn't osum
Translation:
Nature is loud
Nature is you
Nature can be you forever
Nature has trees
Nature is awesome
My kid is deep.
Nacher
Nacher is loud
Nacher is you
Nacher can be you forever
Nacher has trees
Nacher isn't osum
Translation:
Nature is loud
Nature is you
Nature can be you forever
Nature has trees
Nature is awesome
My kid is deep.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
It's cold
We were getting everyone ready to get out the door yesterday for school. As usual, it was later than I was hoping it would be. The big kids were ready, so I sent them out to the car to get buckled (we missed the bus, I usually don't drive them). When the door opened, Gemma stiffened and gasped as the blast of chilly garage air hit her.
"Brr!" She said.
A split second later, "I need hat."
She then turned to the box where we store the hats, gloves and other outdoor accessories. She dug around as I got my shoes on and organized her backpack.
"There! Just right!" She said as she plopped the striped cotton sun hat.
And then I took her to school.
"Brr!" She said.
A split second later, "I need hat."
She then turned to the box where we store the hats, gloves and other outdoor accessories. She dug around as I got my shoes on and organized her backpack.
"There! Just right!" She said as she plopped the striped cotton sun hat.
And then I took her to school.
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