Christmas v.?

**Please be advised, this is a long, rambling post that contains bodily fluids. At some point I plan on coming back to add pictures. But, it might not be anytime soon.



We decided to leave all of our immediate family gifts at home to save space in our vehicle for travel (good choice as it was FULL). So, when we finally rolled in, the kids knew we had just one more Christmas! Knowing there were still presents under the tree made the LLLOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNG drive home more bearable. Something about that unending last hour just about unglues me every time. Thinking about how excited the kids were going to be also helped ME get through the LLLLLOOOONNNNNNGG trip*.

Unfortunately, the perfect little family Christmas wasn't to be had. The night before we left (our wedding anniversary, how romantic!), William started throwing up in the middle of the night**. Due to weather conditions, we really wanted to be on the road in the morning, but decided to just wait it out and see how things went. Thank goodness there wasn't any more throwing up (spoiler: there is more later. There is always more later.). But, I knew he wasn't feeling well as he was refusing all food. Total food consumption for the day: 2 saltine crackers, 1/2 a breakfast bar, 1/4 banana, water, 1 tablespoon scrambled eggs. On the drive home, I noticed William's eyes were very red yet again and there was.....green goop. And it was yucky. And he wouldn't stop touching them. So, to recap: no eating, green goop, vomit possible at any time. I made a call to our regular dr for some advice (closed, of course! As well as the next two days. Helpfully, their recorded message suggested calling 911 if we were having an emergency.). Too many things were going on with him and we needed some doctor to look at him and reassure me. William was acting hunky dory if you overlooked the not eating, eye swiping, goop crusted eyes situation.

Anyhow, when we walked in the door, we discovered Santa had come to our house with some gifts (the old guy must be getting senile as he left presents for our kids a THREE houses. There must be something in the rules about that.). We opened up the Santa presents and then had dinner as a family. A lovely spread that included toast, scrambled eggs and applesauce. Because we are fancy. Because you never know when the second one is going to start throwing up.

Then, ignoring the presents under the tree, I took William to Urgent Care and Amelia got a much needed bath and was put to bed. William was an absolute angel. He chattered all the way there and was delighted to find the Pediatric Urgent Care was showing Blue's Clues in the waiting room. He didn't want to go when the nurse called his name, but was persuaded when he discovered THE SAME EPISODE OF BLUE'S CLUES WAS PLAYING IN THE EXAM ROOM. The doctor did a strep test due to a very swollen throat and glands (you could have fooled me. that kid was talking a mile a minute all evening). The strep test came back negative so we were given antibiotic for the eyes**** and sent on our merry way.


We swung by the grocery store to pick up the prescription and while we were waiting, William sweetly asked me if he could lay down on the floor because "I am SO TIRED Mom. Please?" To distract him from his sleepiness, we picked up some milk and donuts for a festive Christmas breakfast in the morning.

It was a rough night. William was up a number of times with his eyelashes stuck together and freaking out. He wanted so badly to sleep in our bed but neither John or I wanted his super cruddy eyes on our pillows. We finally relented with his own pillow/blanket and towel barriers after the 5th time he woke us up. Anyhow, we all awoke to a bright, shiny new day and William was so excited to share the special treats he had picked out for everyone the night before. We all made our way to the kitchen which is where William threw up. Again. So, no special breakfast for him. Or the rest of us really. An hour later found us digging deep for that Christmas cheer to push through the LAST Christmas of the year.

Amelia finally understand the name of the game and went around opening the closest package regardless of label. Sadly, William didn't even care. He arranged himself on the couch and looked on with minimal interest. Even when it came to his own (super amazing) presents. He made a few attempts, but couldn't manage to unwrap anything on his own. Poor kid. We watched him carefully through out the day and after a few naps he rallied just in time to resist bedtime. Several days later, it appears he is over the eye goopiness and the stomach bug is over. Please, let it be over. No one else shows any symptoms which is amazing given the close quarters of our van and the shared space while traveling to visit family.

All said, it was NOT the shiny, happy Christmas I had dreamed about. But, we were together as a family and spent time together to celebrate the holiday. That is what matters.



* all said, we spent 30+ hours driving close to 1700 miles in just over a weeks time. That last hour of the last leg is BRUTAL.
**Deepest apologies to my brother*** who had the good luck to be trying to sleep on the couch while we did the clean up the crying kid/laundry dance in the middle of the night. We'll call it even now on all the Barbie heads you pulled off.
***Also apologies to my brother's new girlfriend who had come home with Mike to meet us for the first time. We sure do make great first impressions! And no, she didn't have to sleep on the couch.
****Normally antibiotics are not always recommended, but the eye problem had been occurring for several days on and off while becoming progressively worse.