William: (looking at the menu at a restaurant) hey dad?
John: yes William?
William: do buffalo really have wings?
John: whaaaat?
William: (points to menu item)
John: oh! No! Buffalo don't have wings. It's just called that.
William: why?
John: (considers looking it up) I don't really know.
William: you don't?
John: nope.
-moments later-
William: dad? Do people really eat babies?
John: no, why?
William: (points to menu item)
John: no, baby back ribs is just a name for a kind of ribs.
William: why?
John: (considers looking it up). If I look it up William, you won't listen to my reasons any way, will you?
William: what? Have you seen my red crayon?
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