Conversations

Zelda on riding a horse:

I like it. I want him to come and scratch my ears now.

Grandma: you want the horse to scratch your ears?
Zelda: yes. I want him to scratch my ears.



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We are at a restaurant for dinner. Mama, Gemma, and Amelia are eating with grandma and grandpa.

Gemma: I have to go potty!
(Flurry of activity as we scramble to run her to the bathroom. The moment we have it organized, she laughs and declines to go to the bathroom. Grandma decides this is a good time to go the bathroom herself. )

As grandma walks away from the table, Gemma says to grandpa:
"There goes your owner"


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After dinner, we stopped by the Home Depot to pick up one item. As we left, Gemma bent down to pick up a rock on the ground.

Mama; Gemma! Leave the rock.
Gemma: I yike dis rock. I yike it.
Mama: let's leave it here.
Gemma: no. I put it in my pocket. I keep it safe in my pocket.

We buckle her into the car and I forgot about the rock. As we are driving away, we hear:

Ack. Pft. Pft. Rock is yucky.

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