Gemma talks

Gemma talks.  Gemma talks a lot all of a sudden.  In the last month, we have had a vocabulary explosion.  She is talking all. the. time.  It has been wonderful because now I know what is going on inside her head.  It also means that I know everything that is going through her little head minute by minute.  Although we've been through this three times before, I had forgotten just how intense this phase can be.  I owuld consider myself an extrovert and I enjoy being around people.  These days, when John comes home, I find myself begging off for a few moments of quiet.  Just a few moments of quiet with my own thoughts.

This increase in talking has lead to some pretty hilarious conversations:


1.  Gemma: Mama!  I will go to the soccer game!
Mama: Yes, we just have to find a parking spot (there might not be anything more stressful than finding a parking spot at the soccer park in time for a 10 o'clock game.  This Saturday we drove around for close to 20 minutes before we found an open spot.)
Gemma: There is a spot!
Mama: We can't use this spot.
Gemma: Why?
Mama: This is for people who need a wheelchair.  THis is not a spot for us.
Gemma: We find a spot.  The we watch soccer for Num-na.
Mama: Yes.  We just need to find a spot.
Gemma: I will find a spot.
Mama: Okay.  You can help me.
Gemma:  There is one over there!  Over there!  I can smell it!




2. Gemma: I will have a cookie snack at that store!
Mama: I don't know if they will have cookies today.  We will go and see.
Gemma: I will have a cookie at that store!  I a big girl!
Mama: You ARE a big girl!  We will look and see if there are cookies.

----at the store----thankfully there are cookies-----

Mama: They do have cookies!  Do you want one?  Are you big enough to eat this big cookie??
Gemma: I am big enough!  I am big enough!  I have big teeth in my mouth and I will chomp it all up!  The big teeth in my mouth are perfect for eating that cookie up!


3.   We were eating dinner.  It was noisy.  All three kids are talking at one time.  William got frustrated first. 

William: Gemma!  Amelia!  It is my turn to talk!
Mom: We should take turns, shouldn't we?  Why don't we let Amelia finish and then it can be William's turn.
(Some discussion about this arrangement.  Amelia completes her story about her day at school. William starts to talk.  Gemma starts talking.  William gets upset.)
William: Gemma!  Gemma!  It is MY TURN!  You need to stop and be quiet!
Gemma: You not the boss of me.  You not the boss of me William.  I a big girl!  I a big girl!  I have have big mouth and I talk!  You not the boss of me!



4.  Backstory: William and Amelia love to play "house" in the curtains.  Somehow over the last month, they have managed to break two curtain rod, pull a curtain rod from the wall and bend a second curtain rod.  This is extremely frustrating as it take a lot of time and effort to replace the drywall and the curtain rod.  We have asked them over and over not to play in these areas, but it is just too tempting to leave them along.  Most recently, Gemma came to the store with me and William and Amelia stayed home to play together.  And pull another curtain rod completely out of the wall.  Not surprisingly, John was not happy when we returned.

Gemma: Daddy!  The curtain is broken!
Daddy: Yes.  Yes.  It is broken.
Gemma: Daddy is sad?
Daddy: Yes.  I am sad and mad about the big mess and the broken curtain.
Gemma: I will help you fix it!!!
Daddy: No.  No, I think Daddy should just fix it.  You should go play somewhere else.
Gemma: I Super Gemma.  I fix it for you Daddy!
Daddy: (still mad) No Gemma, I think Daddy will just fix it.
Gemma: I will get my hammer and special tape.  I need a ladder to fix it right up.  I am Super Gemma!  I will fix it for you Daddy!  Daddy will be so happy!  Don't be mad anymore Daddy!

How could you not smile?